In another flash of genius in the it-seemed-like-a-fabulous-publicity-stunt-to-me category, I have come up with an idea that is guaranteed to accomplish virtually nothing for Neuros other than waste time and energy and of course provide another source of grave disappointment, contributing to a further sense of gloom and despair. But hey, at least I'm going into it with a good attitude!
Ok, here's the deal. I'm sick of eBaying off this worthless junk (but we've still got a considerable amount of it) so I had quite a conundrum. It's clogging up the place, it's perfectly good stuff, so you shouldn't throw it out, but its just miserable sticking this stuff up on eBay only to end up sell a perfectly good smartphone for $5. So here's my idea:
We randomly post notices for free junk on twitter, no elaborate description, just tell you what it is, and the 3rd person to retweet the notice gets the free junk mailed to them for... free. In theory, these retweets will spread the word of Neuros in a "viral fashion" far and wide, and millions will follow neurostech on twitter (aka Mr. Happy Pants) thus increasing our exposure and allowing us to actually sell the wonderful stuff that we actually... sell In practice, you can be sure, no one will pay any attention whatsoever and we'll end up throwing out the stuff anyway since it's more or less just throwing good money after bad to pay for postage to send this stuff to my brother in law, the only one paying enough attention to bother to play this game. But, hey at least I'll be a bit more bitter and disenchanted about this whole viral thing that's all the rage with you kids.